Too fat for me to care

I posted a relatively wacky criminal story from Ohio before, well those crazy Ohio felons are at it again. From our friends at the Associated Press:

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he’s too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that [...]

Strange criminals in Ohio

“A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his [...]